OnlyGrads auction house
THE TELEGRAM BOT
The same intelligence as the board, delivered to your phone the second a coin graduates. No tab to watch.
Price
9.99 USDC per channel · 30 days
Pay from any Solana wallet. No ONLYGRADS required, no card, cancel by simply not renewing. The bot posts into your own channel or group, so you keep your audience and decide what each channel receives.
OPEN THE BOT · /startAlerts are information, not advice. Every coin on these launchpads can go to zero, including the green ones. Disclaimer
How it works
The unit is a seat: one channel for 30 days. Every payment or invite code gives you one seat. Two channels means two seats.
1 · Get a seat
Send /pay to the bot. It gives you an exact amount, 9.99 USDC plus a small fraction at the end such as 9.994127, and the treasury address. Send exactly that amount, including the fraction, and that is it: the bot watches the treasury, confirms within about a minute, and messages you. The fraction is what identifies your payment, so nobody watching the treasury can claim it. The amount is valid for 10 minutes and payments are final. Have an invite code? /redeem <code> does the same.
2 · Bind it to a channel
Add @OnlyGrad_bot to your channel or group as an admin with "Post messages" on. Because your account owns a free seat, the bot binds that seat to the chat and starts posting within a minute. Remove the bot from a chat and the seat is free again.
3 · Choose what each channel gets
/seats shows every seat, its channel and its switches. Add the seat number to any switch to target one channel: /disable everything 2 then /enable stonk 2 gives channel 2 StonkFun graduations only. Without a number, a switch applies to every channel you own.
Managing channels
More channels
Pay again. Every payment opens a new seat; add the bot to the next channel and it binds there. There is no limit on seats per account.
Renewing
/pay renew gives you an amount that adds the days to the channel closest to expiry instead of opening a new seat. You get a reminder two days before a seat ends; posting stops the day it expires.
Switches inside a channel
Commands can also be posted inside the channel itself and apply to that channel. Only admins can post in a channel, so that is the authorisation. From the private chat with a seat number is tidier.
Commands
Getting a seat
/starthow it works, the treasury address, the price (same as /help)
/payyour exact amount to send (9.99 plus a small fraction that identifies your payment), valid 10 minutes; the bot confirms automatically when it lands. /pay 2 for two seats, /pay renew to extend your channel closest to expiry
/paid <signature>fallback only: if the automatic confirmation has not arrived, paste the transaction signature (Phantom: the transaction → View on Solscan)
/redeem <code>use an invite code: a new seat (one redemption per account per code)
Seeing your setup
/seatsevery seat: number, bound channel or "free", expiry, and the venues it receives for graduations and calls
/statusdays left and switches; inside a channel, that channel's
Graduation posts, per venue
/enable stonk /disable stonkStonkFun
/enable pons /disable ponsPONS · Robinhood Chain
/enable bonk /disable bonkletsbonk
/enable pump /disable pumppump.fun
Multiplier calls, per venue
/enable calls stonk /disable calls stonkStonkFun
/enable calls pons /disable calls ponsPONS
/enable calls bonk /disable calls bonkletsbonk
/enable calls pump /disable calls pumppump.fun
Groups of switches
/enable all /disable allgraduation posts, every venue
/enable calls all /disable calls allmultiplier calls, every venue
/enable everything /disable everythinggraduation posts and calls, every venue
Targeting one channel
… 2add the seat number from /seats to any switch: /disable pump 2, /enable calls stonk 2. Without a number the switch applies to every channel you own. Or post the command inside the channel.
What a post looks like
OnlyGrads@OnlyGrad_botReal posts from the channel: Copper Cat graduated on StonkFun at $41K and printed a 25× call 76 minutes later on its way to a $3.5M peak.
Earlier calls on the same coin: 1.5× and 2× within six minutes of graduating, 3× to 5× at half an hour, 10× at 36 minutes.
The pump post is what a one-minute bundle looks like on the gems: big market cap, thin money behind it, weak odds. That coin topped at $560K and faded. The gems are there so you can tell the two apart in two seconds.
Why it is worth it
- Speed. Alerts come from chain events, not from a website refreshing. Most posts land before the launchpad's own page has updated.
- Selectivity you control. Every post carries the gems, so you can decide in two seconds whether a coin deserves a look. Green is good.
- Memory. The grades are calibrated on every graduation the bots have ever watched. What you get is the read that the record supports today, not a rule of thumb from last month.
- Four launchpads, one feed. StonkFun, PONS on Robinhood Chain, letsbonk and pump.fun, each scored against its own venue's record.
- Nothing to install, nothing to trust with keys. It is a channel. Read it, act where you like.